A dick that big would be genuinely painful. It’s as large as a limb, if not two. Average arms weigh about 5-6 pounds, and average legs weigh about 15-16 pounds. That would be SO much extra weigh to drag around everyday, and most IRL people would be turned off by the size. Plus you probably wouldn’t be able to easily carry a job, and be forced to go on disability.
Plus, Keep in mind all the blood that would rush from your body every time you got an erection… you’d likely go lightheaded, and potentially your hands and/or feet would fall asleep from all the blood draw.
I prefer the girl with the smaller dick, hers is so cute, and not a health or job liability.