Succubus: “So…what do you wish to *do* to me, Master?”
Me: “…anything I want, eh?”
Me: “Will you hurry up and fix those patches already?! We’re sinking!!”
Succubus: “I’M TRYING! Honestly…you have a literal sex demon at your beck and call, and you have me playing this…stupid submarine game!”
Me: “What, they don’t have Steam in Hell?”
Succubus: “I PLAY OVERWATCH!!”