Mommy, I would gladly give the last piece to the entire 20 piece chicken nugget meal for you. I would take any Rick roll that will appear on your fyp in tiktok and meme compilation videos from YouTube. I would happily take off my jacket to place it over a puddle for you to step over and to not get yourself wet. Oh what this? It’s raining and theirs only one umbrella? Well looks like I’m washing me and my clothes in the same time. I would order bigger fries so that you can eat more whenever you say “Oh im not hungry”. I will feed your hobbies and encourage your every new hobby. Just started playing magic the gathering? I’ll sell my ps5 and all the games that it comes with to buy you a deck that’s been in the meta since 2004. Just started playing cardfight vanguard? I’ll sell my car so you can buy booster boxes for the clan you picked. I’m willing to not only die for you mommy, but to also live for you. I’ll be a crying shoulder for you, a happy pill you’ll take for when your sad. And be the meatpole you need when your horny. So please mommy, ill be your loyal boy and no one else would come close to you.