Excerpt from the pamphlet:
“…want to be a *productive* member of society? Why not become a cow? Male, female–one way or another you’ll be productive–don’t you worry about that! It’s guaranteed thanks to our thorough application of gooey “proprietary supplements.” New cows might be shocked at the *lengths* we go to to ensure a *fulfilling* dosage, but even after a few days cows would be begging for their “moo-moo-meds” to be refilled if they didn’t have their mouths full, too, haha!
So why wait? Sign today–start your stimulating and productive work at the dairy today, with a community of like-minded moo-tivated individuals under the expert care of our lovely milk-maids!”
